Coakahontas

What is Coakahontas?

A cross between a coakley and pocahontas.

Known to dress up as an Indian princess.

Also likes to whore it up with European settlers that stray into the area.

White Settler 1: "Coakahontas is a dirrty bitch."

White Settler 2: "I know did you see it trying to suck on its scrotum and poo in its hand, sick."

See coakley, boy racer, indian, princess, wilderness

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