What is Coakahontas?
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A cross between a coakley and pocahontas.
Known to dress up as an Indian princess.
Also likes to whore it up with European settlers that stray into the area.
White Settler 1: "Coakahontas is a dirrty bitch."
White Settler 2: "I know did you see it trying to suck on its scrotum and poo in its hand, sick."
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