Coaster Ordinance

What is Coaster Ordinance?

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

See bullshit, law, crap

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