Coaster Ordinance

What is Coaster Ordinance?

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

See bullshit, law, crap

Crankadank

1. A person who is in a cranky or in aggravated mood. Usually used by puerto rican girls from Elgin, Illinois. "Dannngg someones a cr..

Functional Dumbass

1. 1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function neces..

Zee-gads

1. lighthearted and humorous shock and or surprise ex: "When my friend farted loudly while we were at the library, I said-zee-gads!&..

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