Coat Muncher

What is Coat Muncher?


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Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

See gay, queer, fag, homosexual, closet, denial


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