Coat Muncher

What is Coat Muncher?


1.

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

See gay, queer, fag, homosexual, closet, denial


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