What is Coathanger?
1.
The solution to all your childcare needs.
Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
2.
An abortion machine
"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"
3.
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
See
4.
what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
See
5.
coathangers have feelings. they watch you eating, sleeping and drinking. they can see through your eyes and smell your blood.
watch out for the coathangers...
THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY
