Cob Swagger

What is Cob Swagger?

Having a genital rash, which requires you to walk with a limp

Gee Frank walks funny, he must of had sex with Norris, who has the crabs, which explains the cob swagger

See limp, walk, rash, itch, pain

Zopting

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

Zanzadorf

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Danity Cane

1. danity cane means hairy vagina. My danity cane is really uncomfortable probably because I haven't shaved in weeks! See girls, wee..

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