Cobainology Edit Meaning

1. someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys. she is a total umecker. See felacio, animalia, monkey, pot, blowjob..

1. Jacking off prior to the actual desired ejaculation time - the goal being to cut down the time required when actually finishing the job...

1. a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed using the "f" key on a keyb..