What is Cobalt Express?
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A sexual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having anal intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one's penis. This act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her.
That model is so hot I would Cobalt Express her.
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A saying used to call someone you spend time with, 'the biggest mug (fool)' out of the group.
Me: Dayne, you're the bigg..
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To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. ..