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One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.
"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!..
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A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter...
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Someone who stupidly overuses "ROTFL" "LOL" LAWL" and other variations of online lingo that translate into laug..