Cobbler Edit Meaning

1.

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

See shoemaker, hacker, cook, chef, scrub

2.

A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off

See shoemaker, shoes, cobbler

3.

n. A police officer. Derivative of cop, copper. See also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. Most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.

Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.

We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.

4.

a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs

man that cobbler loves to walk

See old, crazy, fig, cobbler, bum

5.

A cock gobbler

"Gobble- To eat swiftly"

"Yo! Stop being a cobbler and pass the remote."

See cobbler, cock, gobbler, gobble, dick

6.

the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.

7.

The worst mascot ever for a High school!

(yes, its a real mascot)

We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!