Cobra Yawn Edit Meaning

1.

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.

I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.

See cobra, yawn, squirt, saliva, spray

2.

The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.

B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!

See cobra yawn, semen, mom, seamen