Cocina Pass

What is Cocina Pass?

Permission granted to WASPY Wives of Latin husbands to politely skip a family functions on the guise of "having prior plans."

"I don't know if I'm up for another night more loud story telling and chain smoking, I think I'm going to use the Cocina Pass on this one..."

See kitchen pass, wasp, excuse, spouse

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