Cock Asian

What is Cock Asian?


1.

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.

Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?

Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies

Dude 1: They're alright...

Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans

Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?

Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro

Dude 1: Why?

Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...

Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?

Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*

Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.

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