Cock Astronaut

What is Cock Astronaut?

Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.

Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.

See big woody, hauss

I Wouldn't Piss Up Your Ass If Your Guts Were On Fire.

1. The ultimate FUCK YOU. I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine. ..

Longs

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Living Abortion

1. Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pisse..

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