Cock Astronaut

What is Cock Astronaut?

Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.

Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.

See big woody, hauss

Chimportant

1. A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. ..

900 Shades Of Delicious

1. Somebody so fine that it's hard for you to look at them. Someone that makes you get all stupid like Patrick Star when you see them...

Unionville Boys

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