Cock Astronaut

What is Cock Astronaut?

Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.

Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.

See big woody, hauss

Fastard

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Poopsnatcher

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