What is Cock Author?
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One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.
Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
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An elegant way of saying a very black person
kelley: would u ever do a black girl?
joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho.
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A drunken pirate who occasionally likes to smoke pot.
Miki is a piratious hippie
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