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A girl on their period would use a sock if they did not have a pad.
"OH SHIT; I LEAKED"
*takes off sock*
*Sock turns Red*
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shitting on a girls chest then fucking her, so the shit slides down
maui mudslides are nasty..
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When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night ..