Cock Barnacle

What is Cock Barnacle?


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(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?

man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?

man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

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2.

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.


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