What is Cock Barnacle?
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(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.
man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
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One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.
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An almost sarcastic response to something so seemingly simple you shouldn't have to ask the question to begin with. Could also be a..
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Similar to hand job.
"Man, Cindy gave me the best hand dugan in the car the other night."
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