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When you go out and spend a few thousand on some green bud only to get home without weighing it and seeing a big lump of that shit missi..
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What Ariel H. always calls me when I piss her off
*I pull her weave*
Ariel H: Leave me alone you ugly ass motherfucker!..
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A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.
Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can&..