Cock Boggler Edit Meaning

1. A midget that is a lesbian. Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe..

1. 18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burn..

1. Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of c..