Cock Caesar Salad

What is Cock Caesar Salad?


1.

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

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Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

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