Cock Captain

What is Cock Captain?

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

Ashley Schaeffer

1. This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Ea..

Bloodfart

1. The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetra..

Shley

1. A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats. That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy. See Bob ..

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