Cock Captain

What is Cock Captain?

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

The Catch

1. The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess. Clint needed to jack off again. He w..

Muffin Flop

1. When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in th..

Shop Caller

1. When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right...

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