Cock Captain

What is Cock Captain?

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

Arse-holiness

1. When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness..

Lql

1. Laughing Quite Loudly. Occasionally used in in place of LOL by the 31337Internet users. Also a common mistake since Q looks like O. I..

Brohammad

1. Variation of Bro, used only when Broseph cannot fully convey sense of brotherhood. "Thanks for doing this. Only a true brohammad ..

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