Cock Captain

What is Cock Captain?

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

Goochaplegic

1. One who is paralyzed from the gooch down. 1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good. 2.Se..

Beyersdorffer

1. A person who fingers or masturbates to unattractive women. Dude, did you see that beyersdorffer? What a creep. See cock gobbler, cock ..

O3-v

1. textspeak for "with your feet up in the air, chest bouncing." i dunno, maybe watch a movie, massage, foreplay, but ultimately..

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