Cock Captain

What is Cock Captain?

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

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Vladimir Guerrero

1. The Greatest Angel hitter ever, next to Garrett Anderson and Tim Salmon. He played for Montreal but when the team was disbanded he went ..

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

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