Cock Chafer

What is Cock Chafer?


1.

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

See unfunny, Summers

2.

One who chafes cock on a regular basis.

Jeeze, Marsh. You sure do chafe a lot of cock. You are the biggest cock chafer I know


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