What is Cock Cheese?
1.
A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.
Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
2.
A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.
Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?
3.
An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese
"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
4.
smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)
Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.
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5.
Any cheese with blue veins
Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?
Sandra: Cock cheese
John: Smells good
