Cock Chopper

What is Cock Chopper?


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A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.


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