What is Cock Chopper?
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A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.
See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.
Random Words:
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Eating McDonalds on the Toilet
Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man.
See poop, mcdonalds, shitting, eating, Ack..