Cock Cobbler

What is Cock Cobbler?


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One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight

Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

See cobbler, bake off, premium, scottish, fairy tale


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