Cock Critter

What is Cock Critter?

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.

One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

Guatemalan Conover

1. The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing flui..

Moofies

1. calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car That girl is cute moofies See dibs, shotgun, min..

Blumpey

1. A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit. After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting! See B-T..

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