Cock Critter

What is Cock Critter?

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.

One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

Pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis

1. Long word used by douchebags in a futile attempt to impress people. I know because I've tried. Baby, I'd slip you the salami ..

Quocksucker

1. A mixture between a queer and a cock sucker. Ben- "Hey guys what's up?" David- "UHH. He's such a quocksucker..

Crooked Niner

1. A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off. HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser! See Apophis..

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