Cock Critter

What is Cock Critter?

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.

One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

Salami Sling

1. Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male. You could see his nuts hanging out in that..

I Really Do Still Respect Females!

1. This is what is commonly known as "a lie". Male: I really Do still respect Females! Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie! ..

The Poison Cupcake

1. the poison cupcake is a skilled monuver that must be done carefully, the actions of the poison cupcake are when the male pulls his testi..

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