Cock Critter

What is Cock Critter?

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.

One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

Testicularly Recessive

1. When it's so cold outside your balls suck up into your body. "Ball freezingly cold" "Dude... It's testicularl..

Front Crack

1. Another humorous way of saying vagina. Used in light-hearted way,and always good for a laugh or two. Im gonna kick you in the front cra..

Yellow Canary

1. A penis.(An average Yellow Canary is 13cm, slightly smaller than the average male penis length. Yellow Canary makes the penis seem more ..

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