What is Cock Eyed Muff Monster?


1.

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

See muff, bitch, milf, cunt, jungle, of, pubes


75

Random Words:

1. To kill someone with a 45gun. I'll 4-5 em if they talk about me...
1. Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump. I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTP..
1. An alcohol induced bout of sickness that occurs immediately after you awaken from the fuzzy night. AKA a hangover puke. Oh man, Jus ju..