Cock Festival

What is Cock Festival?


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Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.


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