What is Cock Festival?
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Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.
We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.
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adj. going out
"Jenny and the hottest boy in school are pretty together. Aren't you jealous?"
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adj. going out
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Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck..
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suffering the inability to consume the final bite of a meal, yet if a full serving was presented you could physically be able to consume..
