Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Queetard

1. Queetard is the merging of two words: queen and retard. It means queen of the retards. Lauren Gettier is THE Queetard. 1. Queetard is..

Exhaustabated

1. Absoloutley nackered from cracking one out. or in simple english. Very, very, tired from having masturbated. ----------------------..

Go To The Can

1. use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate. "i gotta go to the can" See toilet, pee, urinate, ba..

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