Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

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Chexicaneese

1. a mix between mexican and chineese resulting in really ugly offspring. damn that chexicaneese bitch is ugly...

Nedved

1. to have a penis the size of Secretariat's. 23 inches of pure czeckloslovakian manhood Petr Nedved waited for his interview in the ..

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