Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Eggnishner

1. australian term for a cooling device inside the house (not unlike an air conditioner) turn on the egnishner its to hot in here..

1st Of The Month

1. The day the welfare checks come out and a good ass song by bone thugs and harmony shit nigga its the 1st of the month timed to get paid..

Dumbex

1. former spouse who repeatedly demonstrates stupid behavior I was supposed to go out tonight, but the dumbex forgot to pickup the kids! ..

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