Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Laom

1. a person who is a perfect best friend ex. "laom, you're my best friend" See best friend, friend, buddy, girl..

Dipcrackah'

1. a stupid white boy trying to act black and failing misrebly "god man ur such a frikkin dipcrackah'!" See dipwad, nerdfa..

Talk To Ralph On The Big White Phone

1. To throw up in the toilet puke Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning See throw up, ..

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