Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Tarantuala Balls

1. When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool an..

Elise.

1. Also known as trashy whore who constenly is riding dick and smoking weed. Lets go out tonight and do a Elise. See elise, whore, weed, ..

Zamperini

1. The act of carrying illegal Mexicans into Swedan. The pilot zamperinied over the Atlantic Ocean. See illegal, wetback, beaner, whore..

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