Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

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Fannylicker

1. Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies. You are such a fannylicker. See Josh..

Flat-footed

1. Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up". Jim was caught flat-footed in his r..

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