Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Fiancée

1. A woman engaged to be married. Sometimes mistakenly used to refer to a married woman. 'Jane is my fiancée; we are to be wed in two..

Mishappenings

1. When something happens during a wild night that was not planned. Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night Person ..

Dirty Deon

1. Variation of the Dirty Sanchez Immitates American Footballer Deon Sanders, by wiping lines of your partners faeces below their eyes dur..

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