Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Karmasexual

1. Someone who considers his or her sexuality to be pre-ordained in some way, whether straight, gay, or bisexual, and is happy with it. The..

Gts

1. get some (being derived from Get Some) a very versatile word, and can be used in many cases Kevin: Are you gunna gts tonight? Vince..

Texas Tard

1. Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "r..

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