Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

[wigger Slam]

1. A style of guttural, slamming death metal played by Caucasians in arctic camo shorts and Nike parkas. Dude did you hear the new Inferna..

Dehins

1. Filipino slang word for "No" or "None". Q: Premeron kang Yosi? (Hey dude, do you have any cigarettes?) A: Dehins! ..

Ewigcm

1. Excuse me while I go cut myself. Can be used sarcastically or... Guy 1: Loser! Guy 2: Loser? Pshht. ewigcm. See emo, cut, cutter, los..

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