Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

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Ugly Princess Syndrome

1. A dillusionally fat or ugly chick that thinks she will find a rich man to take of her for the rest of her life. Hey man, she has an ext..

Lurdes

1. A beautiful Mexican Girl who is sweet and very sincere. Look at that hot girl over there, thats a Lurdes right there!! See lurdes, hot..

Laubish

1. Being totally gay and looking up little girls' skirts. Completly sick/gay/evil. Eww..... patty is acting totally laubish today!..

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