Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Zwanker

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

Pink Stomach

1. The unsatified feeling a female gets when she is very horny, but no sexual relief occurs. The female version of blue balls. The onset o..

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

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