Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

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Butttumbled

1. when you slip down the stairs and hit your ass on every step down. man i was so messed up last night i slipped runnin down my steps and..

Lazos

1. fat shit. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS! WANTAGH HIGH HATES YOU!..

Ushtuk

1. 1. (N) One who drinks fine wine (usually cabernet) from another's asshole(how the wine got there, we'll never know), while jug..

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