Cock Flattener

What is Cock Flattener?

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

See cock, fat, bitch, ho

Lag Oorf

1. Phrase meaning to "log off" a computer. The boring white african teacher told us all to make sure we lag oorf. See computer,..

Shs

1. Acronym for Sitting Here Smirking, standing here smiling, etc. an alternative to lol similar to stm. Texter 1: (says random funny shit)..

Kefe

1. Samoan for fuck you! if some fucks with you.. like in traffic you say KEFE! 2. polynesian synonym for "fuck" "eh brah..

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