What is Cock Fries?
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when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
Random Words:
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The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
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