Cock Fries

What is Cock Fries?


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when you take a piss while grabbing

yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!


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