Cock Gobblin

What is Cock Gobblin?


1.

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

2.

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"

Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

See chicken, cock thief, cock muncher

3.

1) a person who likes to eat gobblin cock

samm is a huge cock gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum

See cock, samm, huge


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