Cock Guardian

What is Cock Guardian?

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

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Upside Down Midget Brains

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