Cock Hammock

What is Cock Hammock?


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cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.

"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various

See safety net, ground, swimwear, johnson, wang, weiner, schlong, Beezleboss


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