What is Cock Hammock?
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cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.
"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various
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(noun, verb): a sexual experience which occurs when a person simultaneously ejaculates/orgasms and moves their bowels/shits; considered ..
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When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.
Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.
See laziness, slo..