What is Cock Hand?
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The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
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2.
A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
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