Cock In A Tree

What is Cock In A Tree?


1.

A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.

Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show

Elda: Really? What did he say?

Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh

Elda: He has his cock in a tree

Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.

Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.

See dick, tree, grass, soil, willy, cock, sucker, slut, slag, tart, whore


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