Cock Jamming

What is Cock Jamming?

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.

Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.

See wank, masturbation, jack off, jerk off, self abuse, whack off

Affassles

1. The joining of the words Affectionate and Hassles. To give someone affassles is a playful ribbing. "Don't worry Xav, I'm..

Vagenhina

1. dirty, saggy, pussy: also considered a cunt. Nicole Weir is a dirty vagenhina. See nicole, weir, dirty, saggy, cunt..

Ulgy

1. A word some retarded kid misspelled for the word ''ugly'' ''that picture looks so ulgy, I mean ugly'..

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