Cock Jog

What is Cock Jog?


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A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.

Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.

Douche: "See ya later Tom!"

Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"

Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"

Thomas: "oh"

*10 minutes later

Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"

Claire: "Oh Hi!"

Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"

Claire: "Sure!"

See cock, jog, douche


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