What is Cock Lava?
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a thick liquid white goo that can erupt at any given moment from a man's veiny tube steak.
Joe's tube steak erupted hot cock lava all over Heather's face and caused her eyes to glue shut.
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To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.
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Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.
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Looking at someone and making fun of them or just wondering what the hell someone just said by saying "Uhh, durka?"
Devon: Lo..