Cock Length

What is Cock Length?

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

Opposite Talk

1. V. Art of saying 1 thing and meaning the complete opposite of it. Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite. ..

Ultrafunkula

1. Funkaliscious. Funktastic, but with a sprinkle of twinkle, a fizzle of dizzle. Dat booty was the most ultrafunkula of da bunch!..

Jackweed

1. A real elmore, clown, maroon, or fuck up. I would call you a jackass but jackweed sounds better. See elmore, retard, buffoon, nincompo..

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