Cock Length

What is Cock Length?

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

You're No Pat Myers.

1. A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of Pat Myers. Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall becaus..

Hardwarehank

1. A guy you would otherwise refer to as a tool. That guy is totally a HardwareHank mother fucker. See tool, dick, jerk, ass, cock..

Thumbnailable

1. Describes a person who is very attractive in their internet thumbnail, but turns crazy ugly the second it is enlarged to full size. Tha..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cock Length Edit Meaning