Cock Lobster

What is Cock Lobster?


1.

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

2.

A lobsterwith cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a cock

It wasn't a cock

It was a cock lobster

See cocks, lobster, freak of nature


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