What is Cock Lobster?
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1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period
"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"
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Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster
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