Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?


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Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

See spangle, facial, lovepiss, spuff, sex wee


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