Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

See spangle, facial, lovepiss, spuff, sex wee

Head Smoke

1. A dealers private stash of bud used for smoking with friends or for himself Mike: How much bud did you pick up this weekend? Max: Just..

Reets

1. Slang; pertaining to retardation "you spilled the beer, you are a reets!" See retard, smart, moron, idiot, stupid, reats..

Necrotomiton

1. A zombie. A reanimated corpse who hungers for the flesh of the living. Look out behind you! It's a Nerotomi-AARGH!..

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