What is Cock Mess Monster?
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Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
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While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.
*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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