What is Cock Mess Monster?
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Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
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An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.
I know I felt the poop come..