Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

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U-spot

1. U-spot is the g-spotstimulated by yourself. Its when a woman cums during masturbation. She had promised him sex tonight. She new he wo..

Obesefemaphilia

1. To have a love for fat women. Ricardo suffers from a case of obesefemaphilia See obese, female, philia, fat, women, love..

Ho Ass

1. one whose ass is hoish u bess shut da fuck up wit chu 'n yo ho ass See gloppy..

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