Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

See spangle, facial, lovepiss, spuff, sex wee

Earolexia

1. the disease in which the human ear oozes blood like a major waterfall. my ear has major earolexia. See ear, earolexia, blood, earlobe,..

The Golden Ticket

1. 1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold. 2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average;..

Mcsuck

1. it's just like "totally suck" except with a side of special sauce and pickles. I'm not too shabby with musical arts..

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