Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?


1.

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

See spangle, facial, lovepiss, spuff, sex wee


98

Random Words:

1. Pleasant Valley Bad Ass the coolest kids from pleasant valley. kids who are freshh Danielle and Cass are such PVBAs. Nick and ..
1. Short for whateverminger A dismissive, derisive comment to end a futile interchange. With hand gestures. Form your hand into a fist, t..
1. When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Res..