Cock Mess Monster

What is Cock Mess Monster?


1.

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

See spangle, facial, lovepiss, spuff, sex wee


98

Random Words:

1. awesomeness in its purest form ...that was freakin zedfreed ... i zedfreeded that bitch ... my wang is zedfreed, u know it sinbad S..
1. Very mad, but typically refers to someone in the public eye. Of course, as the very idea of putting frogs in a box is eccentric to say t..
1. one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are. i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here! so im gonna give them th..