Cock Mitten

What is Cock Mitten?

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

See cock, mitten, douchebag, sheath

Crizap

1. Used in place of crap. Aaaahhhh crizap! Start over...

Prom

1. To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!..

Zoom

1. A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes. Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma ..

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