Cock Mobster

What is Cock Mobster?


1.

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach

Everybody had matching towels

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a cock.

But it wasn't a cock,

It was a cock mobster!!!"

(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

See skank, tramp, slut, hoe, bitch, booty call, b-52's, gona-herpa-tita-warts, jesus boner, the storm drains

2.

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

3.

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!


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