What is Cock Mongel?
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this is a kid that seems nomal on the out side but when he stays the night at your house he jacks you off wile you asleep an when you ejaculate he gargles your cum, spits it on your chest then gives you a dirty sanchez an when you wake he says that it was your dog
cody:dude some one blew ther load on me and gave me a dirty sanchez
drew:wasnt me man it must ov been your dog
cody:why is ther jizz on your cheek an you finger smell like ass?
drew:huh?
cody:you fucking cock mongel(cody beats drew's ass)
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