What is Cock Monkey?
1.
See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
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One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;
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As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:
"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
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someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot
she acts like a cock monkey around me
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Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
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A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
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A girl who loves cock and likes to play with or on cocks like monkeys do on trees.
Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie
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