Cock Monkey Bastard

What is Cock Monkey Bastard?

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)

2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.

You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!

2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

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