What is Cock Muffin?
1.
A person who may seem, at first, to be soft and feminine, but after getting to know them, allows their "cock-like" personality to emerge from their "baked goods-like" exterior.
1) Alex Brueckner-Irwin
2) "Irwin, stop being such a cock muffin."
3) "Goodnight, cock muffin."
4) "Aww, cock muffin's crying."
5) "Do you think we're being too mean to cock muffin?"
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2.
a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
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3.
1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead
1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.