Cock Muffin

What is Cock Muffin?


1.

A person who may seem, at first, to be soft and feminine, but after getting to know them, allows their "cock-like" personality to emerge from their "baked goods-like" exterior.

1) Alex Brueckner-Irwin

2) "Irwin, stop being such a cock muffin."

3) "Goodnight, cock muffin."

4) "Aww, cock muffin's crying."

5) "Do you think we're being too mean to cock muffin?"

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2.

a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.

Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.

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3.

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven

2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.

2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.


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