Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

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Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

Hella Fucked

1. To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked. EX 1: Tom: Did you study for that test today? Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucke..

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