What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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2.
Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.
your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you of..
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(n) What a man calls his significant other's best friend.
1. Hey baby, you hanging out with poophead jr. tonight?
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