Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Uhnsee

1. a manly moan, used after preforming a manly action. often said while flexing. 1. "Unhsee!" 2. "I just raped that basket..

Lol Jk

1. The most popular abbreviations used on the internet. Girl: Wow, you are so ugly! Guy: Ouch :( Girl: lol jk !! See internet, slang, l..

Quit Swingin My Balls

1. Means leave me alone and quit harassing me. Hey woman, quit swingin my balls. See harass, bother, annoy, leave me alone 1. Means lea..

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