What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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Another way of saying batty boy
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When your with your main girl/wifey or your man. She/he is not a side thing or a booty call.
Dude #1: Yo what are you doing?
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A question in which the only answer can be yes or no. Any other answer is invalid, even if it is an extension on the yes or no answered...