Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Unzip

1. The act of unzipping your fly, getting your Justice Stickout, to effect the quick deployment of a stiff dose of justice juice. Used when..

Zhanger

1. Dirty talk; perverted person. Commonly associated with zhang. Yo thats dirty man, you just pulled a zhanger. 2. the rare breed of an ..

Zott

1. A handfull of paper-towel or tissue made into a ball, then soaked in water or any other liquid, then thrown at an object. This platted b..

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