Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

W.w.t.d.

1. What Would Tyra Do. As in Tyra Banks. Kind of like W.W.J.D. but with pizzaz. Tyra loves to talk about herself and explain how she does t..

Haux

1. a girl who loves one man and will be true. married truealways mainly a hotter woman with nice breasts. she is a ver nice perfect girl ..

Splackavellie

1. n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The rela..

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