Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Zombied

1. The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rol..

Kind Chin

1. A girl that you want to blow you. Me: You,ve got a kind chin. Girl: Thank you. Me: The kind of chin I'd like to rest my balls on..

Purple Walrus

1. The head of a black man's large penis. Last night, that guy whipped out his massive purple walrus. See purple, black, man, dick ..

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