Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Listen

1. Term used to make people pay attention to you. #1 Listen. #2 ...Yes? #1 Good. See hear me, hark, check it, word 2. LOnely and no o..

Urelate

1. To continually tie current events to unrelated past events Tom: Yeah that like the time that I blah blah blah........ Max: Dude dont u..

Absent

1. The state of not being where you are supposed to be. Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets. See..

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