What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.
You're wearing your party pants
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A phrase describing a heavily pregnant woman. When she is viewed from the side, her body shape looks like she has recieved a heavy kick ..
