Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Idefk

1. I Don't Even Fucking Know. Usually said when your really do not fucking know. xD. AIMPerson1: Dude, where do I stick my penis in..

Macpheek

1. Someone who is usually very quiet but smart. Usually has a snappy and effective comeback. Idiot: Nick made me look like a fool!l! Mac..

Key Hoe

1. A girl who is attracted to a guy only because of the car he drives hey check out the neard in the BMW M3 and look at his key hoe rid..

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