Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

*a Miraculous Whimsical Ballad*

1. -sounds sort of like a doo doo da dooo, but higher quality. -species of corinne. -up to 22 people around universe now. MOUTH DROPPING ..

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

Going Retarded

1. Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rou..

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