What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them
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Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.
Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightne..