Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Jackobate

1. contraction of jack off and masturbate My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!" See jack off, masturbate, wank, spank the ..

Purple Rajah

1. An ancient indian intercourse technique when a man fucks a woman anally until she is purple in the face. God damn ishboo totally purple..

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1. Fork in ass. Zarpex: >_% stupid AIM, i can't join the chat >_% See Gix..

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