Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Beltway Bandit

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Ir0n

1. A person who is in love or stalks a Ingrid Person 1: Where is he? Person 2: He's looking at Ingrid's Twitter. Person 1: Fuc..

The Lazer

1. When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a la..

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