What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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2.
Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.
He was so light in his loafers that he had to wea..
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When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off
How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightn..
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A phrase much like awesome possumand spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.
Joe: Oh man, I totally aced tha..
