Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Zimmies

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Hatespeech

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Dueche Bag

1. 1. Cunt Cleaner 2. Jerk 3. Fancy purse 1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night...

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