What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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2.
Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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Random Words:
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Shaking someones hand gently.
Tommy: Man that man was such a pussy he gave me a triple x shit fuck!
Eddy: he shook ur hand gently huh?..
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complete dork and a jerk
woof..