Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

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