What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.
your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.
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A sexual position involving sommersaults and/or upsidedown action, chocolate lube, and double the stuffing.
Dude, we totally did vagina..
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a. A trick in skateboarding, where you ollie then spin the board 180 degrees under your feet and land.
bn also be used to amuse your fr..
