What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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Much like the jewishconcentration camps, but with oranges instead of jewish people
There were peels laid all over the OCC....
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Characterised by prodigious amounts of cleavage.
I buried my face in her titeriffic mounds!..
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In a nutshell, the highest order of ownage. Something of this calibur could only be compared to the apocalypse, or even the holocause.
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