What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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2.
Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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The situation where you might find yourself living or socialising in Lancaster, where many a yoghurt weaver or lentil hugger is to be fo..
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an overly slick or oily penis
1) damn, he had one juicy clutch
2) I happen to enjoy big juicy clutches
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