Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Gravid

1. KNOCKED UP, with child, pregnant, heavy with eggs. Emmy was clearly gravid. See pregnant, preggers, knocked up..

Kerbey

1. Kerbey is the definition for a very very selfish person "Youre having a kerbey moment" See kerbey, moment, selfish..

Ppcock

1. PP = dink cock = dink Wow, that is a lovely ppcock you have there sir! 2. micropenis where is t?..

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