Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

See HBT

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

Phonuter

1. Computerized phone I that blackberry isn't a phonuter, I'll eat my berry. See phone, blackberry, eat, berry..

Ligidibit

1. Ligidibit is a word made up from two high school seniors tired of calling people gay. The word is comprised of L-esbian G-ay D-yke B-ise..

Y'all're

1. A super mega contraction of the words "You" "All" and "Are." Also, the definition above this one can&apos..

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