Cock Mummy

What is Cock Mummy?

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

See mummy, cock, filth, annoyance

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

Singlitary

1. One being, unit, or entity. Larry: Hey! Joe, did you hear about that singlitary hobo standing out on the street corner? Joe: Yes I did..

Ultratard

1. An annoying person who thinks they are an intellectual genius, but in reality are extremely unintelligent. An ultratard will always jump..

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