What is Cock Mummy?
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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
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a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
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Thank you and you're welcome. Tanks stand s for thank you, aquariums for you're welcome.
*gives friend a present*
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