Cock Ness Monster

What is Cock Ness Monster?

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessiefor short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

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Jobshackin'

1. To perform any number of sexual acts (the more perverted the better, i.e. dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, etc..) in a ..

Hot-girled

1. to be coaxed into doing something you'd rather not by a highly-attractive female that you just met Dude #1: I can't believe y..

N1ckless

1. Someone who is hardcore Dude, I told you listening to Avendge Sevenfold would make you a N1ckless! See harcore, emo, no one cares, vid..

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