Cock Ness Monster

What is Cock Ness Monster?

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessiefor short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

See cockzilla, sastwatch, loch ness monster, nessie, cock, dick, Sastwatch

Kalon

1. Normally a Cool Guy That Knows a Lot of People. And Normally Has Friends that are Nob Heads. Hes So Cool he Makes Ice Cubes Jelous. &apo..

Unquenchable

1. An alcoholic. "Jesus, that hobo's been drinking meths for the past 6 hours." "Aye, he's a true unquenchable.&..

I'd Hit It Like A Mcdonald's Cheeseburger

1. To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.") Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd h..

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