What is Cock Noose?
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When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.
JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.
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To act or behave consistently with being a polychronopolous
I'm polychronopolizin'! I pissed on your toilet seat and told you..
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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
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