Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

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Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

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