Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

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Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

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Knocking Shop

1. A brothel. Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen inter..

Zwnage

1. A deviant of the word pwnage which is in turn a deviant of the word ownage. See zomg for the addition of the "z" reasoning. ..

Zambuki

1. coffee with alcohol in it Damnit Trev, i had 13 zambukis and was fucked over...big time See alcohol, coffee, booze, shit-faced, tasty..

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