Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

See cock, noose, cocknoose, dick

Shitty Teacher

1. 1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day. 2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question. 3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic..

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

Jossverse

1. Term coined by fans to describe the alternate universes created by Joss Whedon used in his TV shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cock Noose Edit Meaning