Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?


1.

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

See cock, noose, cocknoose, dick


23

Random Words:

1. To pass gas, expel gassous materials from ones anus. My roomate had to rip a fart, so I got the hell out of there...
1. When you fly past someone and shoot them instead of the more common Drive-By. Captain Bowen just pulled a Fly-By on them gunmen. See d..
1. Being of the highest quality of computer genius. To know anything and everything about anything. being the source for everyone in your n..