What is Cock Noose?
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When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.
JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.
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