Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

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Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

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Rub The Felt

1. A euphemism for masturbation. If you were a puppet, you would rub your own felt. Oh damn, I'm about to rub the felt. See rub, fel..

E-douche

1. A person on a web forum who acts like a douchebag. Socket a/k/a Rockstar a/k/a Coke in a Can a/k/a Joe is an e-douche. See internet, f..

Oklahoma Hand-grenade

1. when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sou..

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