Cock Noose

What is Cock Noose?

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

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Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!

Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!

Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

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Alpine Skiing

1. A double handjob. According to the song by Pansy Division... "it takes 3 guys to do it right, (they're gay, so could be 1 ..

Nutcysts

1. Cysts within the scrotum attached to the epididymas usuailly requiring surgical removal. Don't talk to me about fucking Christmas!..

Haha Fail

1. A act of failing with laughter, sometimes uncontrolable. Wow you just failed to pj Haha Fail! WOW! HAHA, FAIL! See fail, lolage, faile..

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