What is Cock Nugget?
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A worthless individual. The term originates from dried, conjealed bits of mixed male and female ejaculate that cling to pubic hairs at the base of the penis after coitus. They are disgusting and of no value to anyone.
Can you believe that fucking bum asked me for a dollar? What a cock nugget.
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Although the origin of this word is unknown, it was believed to have first been used as a slang term by Homam Khoshaim in the 1990's. Coined as an alternative to "Douchebag", it has esentially the same meaning.
"Stop being such a cock nugget man"
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3.
Tasty treat made out of processed chickens clumped and breaded and then fried. A staple of many fast food restraunts.
MMMMMMmmmmm, this cock nugget is delicious.
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A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.
That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.
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Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous
A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind
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A real piece of crap.
Man, Nick is such a damned cock nugget.
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